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" Then on September 15, 2017 the Twitterverse exploded with Steve Bannon's and Breitbart's accusation that Trump is " AMNESTY DON"! Mark Twain wrote volumes exposing and expounding on the massive illogic of orthodox Christianity he had the temerity to be a heretic, but had to hold up the publication of his anti-Christian opus Letters from the Earth for fifty years after his death, in order to protect his family from hellfire-spouting Christian fundamentalists.

A Saint Bernard, that is.

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—Will Rogers A sub-genre of the epithet consists of racial, ethnic or cultural ribbing.

— Charles, Count Talleyrand I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

—Yogi Berra Epigrammatic Poems about Poets and Poetry: Poets aren't very useful Because they aren't consumeful or produceful.

Guy: I can see forever in your eyes.

" Reporter: Coach, what do you think of your team's execution? This is the perfect time for you to become a missing person• Someday, you might say something intelligent.

Kids and Teenagers Roasts 61.

If you'll forgive the overstatement.

Edna Ferber: So do you! cummings, Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin, Martial, Groucho Marx, Dorothy Parker, Dolly Parton, Will Rogers, Jonathan Swift, Mark Twain, Voltaire and Oscar Wilde have in common? leave me a message for when I get back!!!! God really has a great sense of humor; this is always my thought whenever we hang out.