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Yo momma so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

yo momma so fat when she swam in the mediterranean sea and even Italy couldn't kick her out.

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Yo mama so black that the moon has to follow her at night Yo mama so black that when my phones dead I see her profile picture.

96: Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so black, when she comes outside, I get free nights and weekends Yo mama so black, I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone died.

Yo momma is so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the toilet she said ooh this ain't comfortable.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so fat, she enjoys long romantic walks to the refrigerator.