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Would you rather drink a glass of vomit once or burp every time someone says your name? Would you rather live without music or live without tv? Would you rather have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life? Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or a shit that tastes like chocolate pudding? For Kids Would you rather eat burger king or MacDonalds? Would you rather a girl wear lingerie or just be completely nude? Do you have a sweet tooth, or are you more into salty snacks? Would you rather go camping in a serene landscape or explore a beautiful bustling city? encourage someone with unlimited potential in your job or keep them down so you can get the promotion? go return to your past as a 12 year old with the opposite gender with all your memories or continue your life as a successful 25 year old based on their age with all the wealth and respect you can have But no memory beyond yesterday morning? Would you prefer a to go on a date with your partner or would you rather stay in and have a one-night stand? Nothing like some classic slapstick.

Would you rather smell really bad or have really bad taste in music? They can turn any conversation into a hilarious and ridiculous exchange.

be alive 100 years in the past as a white person or 100 years in the future as anyone? Would you rather get fisted or get your butthole licked? Would you rather be the aggressor or the passive one? Would you rather have a bell go off every time you're horny or never get horny? Or the cat that jumps for a ledge falls miserably short? Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck? This game has very interesting answers and probably you learn a lot more about the person you are close to.

Would you rather always smile at the end of a sentence no matter what is is, or always burp before every sentence? Would you rather be incredibly beautiful and incredibly stupid or very ugly and super intelligent? be stuck on the moon or free floating in space? use only your phone for life or only your laptop for life? Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? This wacky game of hypotheticals can be a good way to get to know somebody or challenge their ethics.

be the smartest kid in school or the most popular? Give both a little practice and see just how awkward you become.

have a partner who fakes their orgasm but gives perfect oral or a partner who truly orgasms but is terrible at oral? be kinky or a romantic? have a personal chef or a personal masseuse? Are there really people out there who enjoy alcohol because of its taste? Would you rather get a massage or a gift from your partner? These are pretty dirty and will guarantee you will learn a lot about both the quizmaster and fellow players along the way.

get your first kiss in front of the entire school or trip and fall in front of the entire school? have a threesome with me or just a different person? You're now an expert at asking funny would you rather questions! This list in particular is designed to gross people out.

become a doctor or pilot of the fastest airplane? have a threesome with me or just a different person? Great for icebreaking and having a laugh.

Sometimes it can be hard to think of some good questions to ask, so here is a good list to get you started! Weird would you rather questions.