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Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Why is grass so dangerous? Is she not texting back? do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? An audio excerpt from the conversations of the two researchers, C.

A PUTO ----- If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican? From classic one liners to contemporary puns, these 50 textable jokes translate well on the screen.

still coming out during a global pandemic? It's strong enough for both of us.

----- What do Mexicans pick in the off season? Cause nobody will look for them? Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans? Have your Mom explain that to you.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? " "Playing a game," the boy replied.

The officer, trying not to laugh, explains that 22 is the route number, not the speed limit.

I agree with you, and have gotten caught in this web before.

Vocho Nickname for the old Volkswagen Beetle, a car you will see a lot in Mexico.