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" Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the hole titanic movie Yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and got cents Yo Mama so fat after Hostess went bankrupt all she does is chase school buses Yo mama so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds milkshake Yo Mama so fat she became the eighth wonder of the world.

Yo mama so fat she fell down and rocked her self asleep trying to get up yo mama so fat her ass got mistaken for Uranus Yo mama so fat that when she wore her wedding dress people thought it was snowing Yo mama's so fat, when she's going on an airplane, she her ass has to pay for baggage fees.

Me: Unfortunately, sitting here and listening to you is more disturbing.

THE SUN REVOLES AROUND HER.

Yo momma so fat, they call her the "Great Shoe-dini" because she can turn high heels into flip flops.

Me: I have also gained money to buy food to sustain the weight.

Does everyone have to lean down to give you a hug? Yo mama so fat, SHE is a board on the MARIO PARTY GAMES! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo Mama's so fat she uses a Snickers for a toothbrush.

And they gave her clearance to take off! Yo mama so fat, she cant float, even in space! Yo mama so fat when she bunge jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters Yo momma so fat she thought the f on the dash board stand for food.